Toddler Golf Shoes

A Mother's Dictionary ...

* Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has experienced labor to make love again.
* Dumbwaiter: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
* Family planning: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
* Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby does not appreciate the strained carrots.
* Full name: What you call your child when you are angry against him.
* Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure that you're not raising them right.
* Hearsay: What toddlers do when you whisper a dirty word.
* Impregnable: A woman whose memory is still alive.
* Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
* Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
* Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
* Show-off: A child who is more talented than yours.
* Sterilize: What you do for your baby's pacifier by boiling first and the last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
* Get the top: If you never put a child in pajamas Superman.
* Two Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting.
* Verbal: Able to whine in words.
* Whodunit: None of the children who live in your home ...
* Weekend: when the father gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.

ha ha ha funny about it funn

I liked the definitions:
grandparents
showy
upper berth

I think you must be a mother to appreciate the joke.
Thank you for sharing.

Too cute! This put a smile on my face! Thank you!

Yes !!!!!!!! It's pretty funny ...... I like it ... LOL:)

yeah I think. yeah its ok

It's cute.

Pretty funny! my favorite
Ow: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
LOL

It was good! LOL!

Some are very funny, some OK and some are just definitions!

I really liked the superman one

Yeah, they are really funny even if you do not have children

Very cute definitions.

Oh screw the party weekend. Guys suck. This joke is not funny because it is only too true.

I could not even get through it was so boring.

haha